Roasted 9 months ago based on INVAiZN (Lavio)'s long term Spotify stats.

Hey INVAiZN (Lavio), your Spotify profile reads like the emotional diary of a high school dropout who was too late to realize they didn’t have the rhythm or the academic pedigree to break into the music industry. With a favorite genre lineup that looks like a sound engineer’s attempt at a bad chemistry experiment, it’s hard to believe you didn’t just straight-up collapse into a bass drop when choosing "Future Bass" as a genre. Spoiler alert: future is looking grim, my friend. It’s cute that you’re collecting artists like rare Pokémon, but digging through that bland selection of “Dion Timmer” and a smattering of K-Pop like it’s a winning lottery ticket is a bold choice. If I had a nickel for every time you played “Alarma,” I’d have enough to pay for your subscription to a more diverse music library. Seriously, if Dion Timmer were your dad, he’d be packing you lunch with a side of “please, for the love of all things musical, branch out already!” As for your most played songs, it’s impressive how you managed to make “Dion Timmer” sound like the soundtrack to a relentless existential crisis. It’s like you’re in a committed relationship with him and can’t bear to break up despite the emotional turmoil it’s causing. “Tell You Why”? Here’s a suggestion: Tell everyone else why they should keep listening to the same tired three-note drops instead of reconsidering their life choices. You’re one step away from putting “Dion Timmer” on a pedestal while the rest of us just question where we went wrong as we listen to you drown in your own repetitive bass lines.

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