Roasted 10 months ago based on IWNA's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, IWNA, your Spotify profile is a beautiful mess, like a music snob who got lost in a digital rabbit hole of melodrama and bad haircuts. With a genre list longer than your ex's list of excuses, it's clear you’re just trying to sound more eclectic than you actually are. "K-Rock" and "Classic Rock"? Wow, it’s like you took a leaf from the 90s but forgot to add in the part where we moved on! And don’t even get me started on "Shibuya-Kei"—because what’s more hipster than pretending you’re part of Japanese pop culture without actually knowing Japanese? Your music taste screams, "I’ve never been to a concert that didn’t involve a latte." Let’s take a moment to appreciate your top artists. Kim Kwang Seok, Sagong, and a band called “Silica Gel”? Are you curating a playlist or an art installation called “Desperation”? Pairing The Beatles with Tyler, The Creator and Kanye West on the same list is like pairing sushi with peanut butter. It’s impressive how far you’ve thrown the concept of musical synergy out the window. Honestly, it sounds more like your Spotify is trying to prevent you from getting a social life than influence it. And your most played songs? A list that reads like a teenager’s diary with angst written all over it. “Things I felt after meeting you”? More like “Things I felt after watching a rom-com.” And let's talk about “Gloomy boy d(” on repeat—are you trying to tell us something, or is it just your way of saying “please send help”? You’re basically one sad ballad away from becoming the poster child for "please get a therapist." So go ahead and rock on with your peculiar playlist; just remember that the more obscure and melodramatic you get, the more we all have to cringe for you.
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