Roasted 5 months ago based on Icicle's long term Spotify stats.

Isaac, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a confused hamster trapped in a DJ booth. I mean, who else would juggle Drum and Bass with Christmas tunes and then throw in Children’s music like you're trying to prepare for a rave and a toddler’s birthday party simultaneously? At this rate, the algorithm must think you’re in an existential crisis, bouncing from vibing to liquid funk to contemplating the deep meaning of “Sleigh Ride” like it’s a fine art. Get a grip, man, you're only a few skips away from taking your playlist to a yard sale for the neighborhood kids. Your top artists scream, “I can’t decide if I’m an underground rave lord or the cool uncle at family gatherings.” With Spongebob Squarepants sitting prominently in the lineup, it’s clear your taste has the maturity of a 10-year-old with a credit card. It’s like someone made a Spotify account for a toddler who was briefly possessed by a disco-loving ghost; Kyary Pamyu Pamyu and Señor Wooly are probably sitting in a dark corner, weeping and wondering where they went wrong. And Michael Jackson? More like the soundtrack to your life choices—exhilarating yet oddly alarming. And let’s talk about your most played songs: "Let's Groove" should probably come with a warning label for those who don’t want to be drug through the ’70s in a bedazzled time machine. Meanwhile, songs like “Detailing” and “Unity” seem to suggest you’re making cleaning music a thing, which is only something a person in their crying phase of the adulting process would do. You’ve got "Shape of You" slipping in like a bad Tinder date, and yet somehow, “Just an Illusion” perfectly sums up the reality of your entire Spotify journey. You keep it so eclectic, it’s like a buffet at a dysfunctional family reunion; no one knows what's going on, but everyone leaves feeling a little violated.

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