Roasted 2 years ago based on Ismael Zuniga-Gonzalez's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Ismael Zuniga, let's talk about that Spotify profile of yours. For a moment there, I thought I stumbled upon the soundtrack to an existential crisis buried in a pile of old band tees and overpriced cigarettes. Seriously, “Dark Trap” and “Screamo”? Are you a music lover or are you just trying to embody every high school angst phase from 2009? If your soul had a wardrobe, it would be the equivalent of an emo kid raiding a thrift store in Miami while simultaneously attending a silent rave. I can’t help but notice that your top artists list is basically a who's who of sad boys and rage-fueled heartbreakers. It’s like the world’s bleakest karaoke night where even the mic is crying. Every song choice screams, “I definitely own more than one hoodie and my mom still does my laundry.” $uicideboy$ is so prevalent in your most played that I'm starting to think you’re a mascot for their fan club—or were just given some very misguided advice on how to choose responsively-darker tracks for background music at your next therapy session. Newsflash: the actual definition of “cloud” isn’t your Spotify playlist, it’s what you can use to find a more uplifting vibe! And let’s address that variety in your genres. “Swancore”? Is that a genre or just a desperate attempt to sprinkle a little sophistication on top of your hopelessly depressing music choices? We get it, you listened to Dance Gavin Dance once and thought, “This is profound!” Honestly, calling your sound palette “underground” is like saying your life is a well-kept secret instead of just being a mess nobody wants to deal with. So here's a thought: since you clearly love hip-hop, why not throw a few happy songs in there? Because right now, listening to your profile feels like being stuck in a dark room with an orchestra of sad trombones.

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