Roasted 6 months ago based on Jitender Meindhikaar's long term Spotify stats.

Jitender Meindhikaar, the connoisseur of cringeworthy choices, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of outdated rom-com soundtracks—generously curated for the delight of only your mom and that one friend who keeps trying to relive the glory days of Bollywood. Your love for genres is so broad it makes the Indian Ocean look like a kiddie pool. When did your musical taste get trapped in a time warp of Telugufied disaster? I half-expect your playlists to have a disclaimer: “Warning: May induce spontaneous dance moves that nobody asked for!” Your top artists are collectively the soundtrack to an overly-clichéd love story that never went past intermission. With names like "Pritam" and "Darshan Raval" plastered all over your most-played songs, your profile screams, "I’m still living in 2015!" It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to discover a way to showcase every regional pop sensation except what’s thrilling or remotely cool. At least throw in a curveball, like a death metal band or something—give us the shocking plot twist we didn’t know we needed. And let’s discuss your most-played songs, shall we? What do you have against variety? “Nuvvante Na Navvu” and “Husn” on repeat? It’s like choosing to binge-watch the same rom-com for the hundredth time while the world outside is busting with hidden gems. Newsflash, Jitender: your Spotify is less ‘best of’ and more ‘biblical plagues’, and frankly, we can’t tell if you’re a hopeless romantic or stuck in a rut. Change up your playlists before we start assuming that your life is just as predictable as your taste in music!

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