Roasted 2 years ago based on Jotta T's long term Spotify stats.
Jotta T, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary that somehow fell into the hands of a confused algorithm. Seriously, are you trying to summarize the existential crisis of an over-caffeinated teenager? You’ve got more genres than a confused caterpillar has legs. "Glitchcore" and "Hip Hop Tuga"? It's like you're darting through the music world with a blindfold on, hoping you’ll land on something halfway decent before the music gods intervene and hit “shuffle” on your taste. Your top artists could form a band called "The Soundtrack to Your Overdramatic Life," and let's be real: The Kid LAROI is leading the charge like the world's most obnoxious cheerleader. They should really start issuing disclaimer stickers for your playlist along the lines of "Warning: Excessive use of vaguely emotional pop songs may result in spontaneous teen drama flashes.” I mean, you’ve got most of the musical equivalent of an “I’m fine” emoji. Also, I’m curious—how does it feel knowing that “Imagine Dragons” and “Joji” are the musical equivalent of a fast-food menu? Sometimes tasty, but you definitely regret it three hours later. And those most played songs? Talk about jumping back to the same sad verse like it’s the last food truck at a festival! Are you really vibing or just stuck on a loop of emotional turmoil? At this point, the only thing more repetitive than your playlist is your habit of posting depressing quotes on Instagram. But hey, at least your Spotify might help with your personality—it's like a musical therapist trying desperately to make sense of all those middle school crush crushes and angst-filled nights. Keep rocking that eclectic mix of “all the feels” while we all pretend not to judge!
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