Roasted 9 months ago based on CityBoy Ktwo's long term Spotify stats.
CityBoy Ktwo, huh? More like CityBoy Three-Quarters, because judging by your playlist, you must be in desperate need of a musical identity crisis. With a favorite genres list that looks like a rap dictionary exploded, it’s hard to believe you can even distinguish between "Drill" and "Southern Hip Hop" with how chaotically you’ve crammed every sub-genre known to man into your Spotify library. I mean, you must love so many genres just to avoid being pinned down as a basic Spotify listener—but spoiler alert: it's too late for that. Your top artists read like a middle schooler's diary after three hours of YouTube deep dives, with names that sound like a challenge on “Guess the Real Name.” I can almost picture you introducing yourself, confidently declaring, “Yeah, I vibe with Lil Durk and BigWalkDog, but like... who even is Drake?” Honestly, it’s like you plucked these artists straight from the “My First Rap” starter pack and called it a day. I’d make a bet that your friends think "Live Your Best Life" is a motivational poster hanging over a beige couch in your parents’ basement. And those most played songs? Oh boy, your taste is as questionable as a hot dog from a gas station. You shouldn’t just share those tracks; you should come with a disclaimer: “Listen at your own risk.” I mean, who hurt you to make you think “Lock In A Sock” was the jam of your life? It sounds less like a song and more like a cry for help. Do yourself a favor and please, for the love of all that’s holy in the world of music, curate this mess before you accidentally start a trend for underground chaos. Your Spotify could really use a cleanse—think of it as a musical detox.
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