Roasted 2 years ago based on Ken's long term Spotify stats.

Ken, your Spotify profile looks like the soundtrack to a workout at a questionable underground rave where too much energy drink and not enough self-esteem collide. I mean, “Gym Hardstyle” and “Uptempo Hardcore” as favorite genres? It’s like a motivational speech for the over-caffeinated. You’re out here lifting weights while the rest of us just lift our spirits with a good old-fashioned Taylor Swift album. Seriously, at this point, you must be tearing your headphones apart more than the weights at your gym, desperate to drop those beats like they’re hot when it’s really just *you* who’s sweating on that treadmill. Your top artists could double as a lineup for a horror movie in which headphones are the villain. I can only assume that “Angerfist” is what you call your gym buddy after they take the last protein bar. And “REAPER”? Seems fitting since you’re probably summoning the energy of death to get through your “grueling” workout routine. If your Spotify had a face, it would be that one friend who shows up to a party dressed for a mosh pit, thinking “it’s a vibe.” Spoiler alert: It’s not a vibe, Ken; it's a noise complaint waiting to happen. Let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? “Feed Your Soul” followed by “MONSTER”—a perfect reflection of your personality: trying to uplift while simultaneously resembling a decibel-destroying gremlin. “Yura-Yura Sweet Genocide”? I didn’t know you were auditioning to be the intro theme for a video game where self-respect goes to die! If “Rest of my Life” is any indication of how you’re approaching adulthood, Ken, then we need to seriously discuss your playlist choices and maybe throw in a couple of Blink-182 tracks for a little ‘life is short, but I like my bass drop heavy’ perspective. Friends don’t let friends curate like this, buddy!

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