Roasted 2 years ago based on andreknows ✿'s long term Spotify stats.

Andr3, your Spotify profile is like the soundtrack to a middle school breakdown—trapped in that glorious moment of awkward angst and questionable fashion choices. Seriously, how many variations of “punk” can you squeeze into one list? 'Neon Pop Punk' sounds like a bad boyband's spin-off where they wore glow sticks and no one admitted to knowing their music. It's almost impressive how much you love to oscillate between yelling about your feelings and having an existential crisis in a chord progression. Your top artists read like a sad playlist of high school drama. I’m surprised you don’t have “Crying in the Shower” as a genre since any fan of Hollywood Undead clearly lives in a perpetual state of emotional unrest. Your obsession with them is more one-sided than a teenage crush on a band member who wouldn’t even notice you at a show—unless you were the one wearing a neon beanie with “I'm a Sad Boy” plastered on it. But let’s be real, you know all the lyrics by heart; just don't let your parents find your diary filled with those lyrics or they might send you to therapy. And those most played songs—you really took "cult following" to a whole new level. You’ve practically given Hollywood Undead free rent in your head. What’s the point of forming opinions if they all scream, “Please, just validate my bad taste!”? Between the pop-punk nostalgia and the rap-metal mash-up, your musical identity is like a casserole made from leftovers nobody wanted. Congratulations, Andr3. You’ve officially solidified your status as the poster child for '2000s angst' rebranded for 2023. Keep it up, and you might just break the world record for Most Likely to Not Leave Their Comfort Zone.

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