Roasted 6 months ago based on kh_llen's long term Spotify stats.

Oh khllen, your Spotify profile could not scream "Midwest emo kid who just found out about Existentialism" any louder if it tried. I mean, where's the balance? You've got a drink in one hand to toast the artistry of Jeff Buckley and the other clenching a tear-soaked flannel while you jump between screamo breakdowns and the soft whispers of dream pop. It's the musical equivalent of being indecisive at a buffet while all your dietary restrictions fly out the window. Do you want heart-wrenching ballads or emotional chaos? Why not gift us with both ideas so we can be confused and disappointed in you simultaneously! Your top artists read like the collective soundtrack for every high school heartbreak that never got the resolution it deserved. Taylor Swift is the reigning queen of your soul, and we all know the song "exile" had you and your inner turmoil locked in a duet. But let’s be real, she really needs to release a song titled "How to Break Up With Your Spotify Recommendations" for you. You’ve got emo anthems layering on top of your 'Christian Hip Hop,' and I can just imagine you trying to reconcile your guilt about playing Pierce The Veil in the same playlist that hopes to get you into Heaven. Good luck finding the reconciliation you need! And then there's your obsession with Chase Atlantic, which I can only assume is because you identify with their documentation of existential crises and emotional rollercoasters—it's like you’ve turned your Spotify account into an emotional support group for those who just barely scraped through adolescence, with mood swings that could rival a soap opera plot twist. Honestly, I hope your most played list reflects more than just your adult life slowly crashing into an art Rock festival nightmare. But hey, at least you're not alone in this chaotic musical world. It’s comforting to know there's someone out there who can somehow connect the dots between angst, heartache, and hip-hop while sipping on your overpriced pumpkin spice latte!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!