Roasted 1 year ago based on Joyce Rensema's long term Spotify stats.

Joyce, your Spotify profile is the sound equivalent of a small-town coffee shop where indie kids go to brood over their lattes. With a favorite genre list so saturated with "Folk" and "Indie" that it should be renamed “Joyce's Acoustic Therapy Session,” it's clear you're really on a quest to find the most obscure singer-songwriter in a flannel shirt. If you try any harder to channel the essence of Sunday morning melancholia, you might just summon an emo ghost who will haunt you with its unrecorded tracks. Your top artists are like a Pinterest board of white girl aesthetics in a mid-tier Spotify account. I get it, you want to embody the vibe of casually pretending you have deep feelings as you shuffle your way through the emotional turmoil of... slightly sad lyrics about farming and heartbreak. Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey? Yeah, groundbreaking choices! They’re practically the poster children for feelings articulated in verse. If you have a playlist for every breakup, you might as well label it “The Soundtrack to My Overblown Drama.” And let’s not overlook your most played songs, which sound suspiciously like the auditory experience one has while scrolling through overpriced thrift store finds. "Pasta" by Angie McMahon? You must really be hungry for love or just plain hungry. With tracks like "Can You Afford To Lose Me?" it feels less like music and more like the inner dialogue of someone who opened their Tinder matches and promptly deleted the app out of sheer despair. Keep up the good work, you brooding indie bard; just remember to eat something other than your feelings!

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