Roasted 2 years ago based on Lavan's long term Spotify stats.

Lavan, your Spotify profile is a genre buffet nobody asked for, but here we are, staring at a musical plate that resembles a toddler's crayon drawing. Your favorite genres read like an amateur DJ's panic attack, and I can’t tell if you're a musical innovator or just completely lost. "Gym Phonk"? Really? Are you just shouting random words into a playlist while trying to locate the gym in the world's least inspiring Olympics? If "at least I tried" was a sound, it would be your top ten. And what's with those top artists? Are you secretly curating the soundtrack for a high school talent show in a parallel universe? I mean, if "NUEKI" and "Bakrou" were any more underground, they'd be on display in a cave. I admire the effort, but let's face it, your favorite artists are less like household names and more like the posters that hang in your college dorm after you failed to fill your walls with actual talent. Who are you, the underground music scout for hipsters who don't want to admit they have taste? Finally, your most played songs are a melodramatic rollercoaster I wouldn't wish on even my worst enemy. “Can’t Feel It” followed by several versions of “SO TIRED 2”? Sounds like you recorded your emotional breakdown and just hit replay. And let’s not even get started on the fact that "Perfect Blue" by “Bemax” and "Extra" by “Timmy Tee” are your idea of perfection. My dude, even a broken clock is right twice a day, and your taste in music might just be the clock stuck on "confused." Here’s a wild idea: try listening to something outside your playlist, it might surprise you!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!