Roasted 3 months ago based on Wesley.'s long term Spotify stats.

Wesley, I see your Spotify profile is an elaborate cry for help wrapped in a denim jacket. Seriously, you’ve got more sub-genres than someone trying to justify what they do for a living after their eighth craft beer. Rap? Sure. Brazilian Trap? Adopted like a pup from a shelter, just to make you feel cultured on taco night. You do realize “Boom Bap” is not the sound your Spotify account makes every time it generates yet another awkwardly pretentious playlist, right? Let’s talk about your top artists—what’s going on there? It’s like you raided a hipster’s closet but found the leftovers from a sad poetry slam. Kendrick Lamar drops bars; meanwhile, you drop those experimental beats like they’re chicken nuggets at a toddler’s birthday party. If Kanye could retake his throne, he’d probably revoke your Spotify privileges faster than you can say “influencer.” And is Black Country, New Road actually a band or just where you go to cry after your over-caffeinated breakdown? Your "most played" list looks like a tracklist for a therapy session with a side of existential dread. Seven out of ten songs from the same band? Buddy, that’s not diversity, that’s a sad loop of desperation. “Close Your Eyes and Swing”? More like “Close Your Eyes and Wish You Were Listening to Something Else.” At this point, your playlist isn’t just experimental—it’s a cautionary tale against having too much time on your hands. Maybe consider branching out, or just hum while you look up indie bands no one has ever heard of. We all know that's what's really happening here.

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