Roasted 1 year ago based on Liam's long term Spotify stats.

Liam, your Spotify profile reads like a curious case study in musical self-pity mixed with an absurd over-indulgence in emotional turmoil. Congratulations on dedicating your life to a genre that sounds like the soundtrack to the world's most awkward high school breakdown. With a musical palette so exclusively filled with Midwest Emo and Pop Punk, I bet your life motto is “why not cry to some sad music about crying?” It’s like you're one mixtape away from fully transforming into a sad, flannel-clad ghost haunting coffee shops. Your top artists, Liam, pretty much scream “I have opinions about vinyl.” Clearly, you’re aiming for that hipster vibe where you play “Car Seat Headrest” while wearing oversized sweaters and sipping overpriced almond milk lattes — because nothing says “I’m deep” quite like shrieking about your feelings while simultaneously engineering melodies that sound like they were made in a high school basement. Did you really need ten variations of "emo" in your favorite genres? At this point, your Spotify looks like the world's most painful bingo card for emotional breakdowns. And oh, the most played songs— Modern Baseball, Modern Baseball, and... wait, more Modern Baseball? I didn’t know you were so dedicated to practicing your “sad boy” aesthetic that you forgot there are nine other bands in the world. It’s almost impressive how you manage to claw your way through life while exclusively listening to one band and still finding time to berate yourself for not being more interesting. Honestly, your Spotify playlist is the perfect soundtrack for staring out rainy windows and contemplating whether to swipe left or right on your own life decisions. Bravo, Liam. Bravo.

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