Roasted 1 year ago based on A Vaporised Jar Of Honey's long term Spotify stats.

A Vaporised Jar Of Honey? Is that your Spotify name or just a clever way to describe your music taste? Because I’ve got to say, anyone who jams out to so much ‘bedroom pop’ should probably stay in that bedroom - not just to avoid public judgment, but because clearly, you haven't left the house since the last My Chemical Romance album dropped. Honestly, one more sad song and I've half a mind to book you a therapy session with someone who specializes in ironic angst and sticky Sweet Tea vibes. Let’s talk about your most played artists: The Happy Fits? More like The Only Fits You Have Left After Binge-Watching Glee. It's like your playlist is a support group for all the sad kids in your high school who wore black nail polish and thought they were deep. And good gosh, can someone check your Spotify for hidden Toby Fox songs that you don’t want the world to know about? I mean, the variety is nice, but who are you trying to impress? The ghosts of emo past? And your top songs? Holy Fits, my dude! You must really love repetition because it looks like you’ve been listening to the same five artists on an endless loop. I half expect your Spotify account to start apologizing for assuming you can handle ‘variety’ like a normal human being. Newsflash: it’s 2023, not 2005. If your ears had feelings, they’d be begging for an intervention. But hey, keep on jamming out with your low-effort mixtape vibes—at least your honey jar is more entertaining than your music tastes!

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