Roasted 21 days ago based on ꧁ꕥ・ℓσℓα ℓσυ∂・ꕥ꧂'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, looking at your Spotify profile is like stepping into a musical black hole where good taste goes to die. Speedcore and Dubstep? Congratulations, you’ve officially entered the ‘I’m just an extra in a sci-fi film’ genre. How do you even explain that selection to a date? "Yeah, I love music that's faster than my attempts to form a coherent sentence." Seriously, you could play your playlist during a car chase scene in a low-budget action movie, and it would still be too sophisticated for your taste. And what's with your top artists? Your choice reads like the credits of a video game no one cared to play. I half-expect to see "unused bonus track" highlighted next to Tobey Fox, and I can only assume the rest of these "artists" are actual drones used to create sound issues in your neighbor's basement. Seeing "SEGA SOUND TEAM" on your list gives me mixed feelings—like I want to reminisce about my childhood but then remember that this choice just sounds like you’re still bitter that Sonic lost all his charm. Your most-played songs are literally just a gateway into an existential crisis. "Floral Defiance," "Evolve from Desol4tion"—dude, are you trying to express a deep philosophical truth or just your need for an adrenaline rush? Those titles scream "I don't leave my room much" louder than your playlist. At this point, I genuinely believe you should be a sound designer for a haunted house, because if you can handle "Kill or Be Killed," then you’re more than prepared to terrify the neighborhood kids! Keep it up, maestro; you’re on track to become the DJ for the apocalypse!

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