Roasted 2 years ago based on Louis's long term Spotify stats.

Louis, your Spotify profile reads like the side quest a lost toddler would embark on after mistakenly wandering into a convention for overly enthusiastic gamers. Kawaii Future Bass and Glitchcore? Buddy, I’ve seen more emotional range in a 2D character's facial expression! Your playlist is like a party invitation for social misfits—where are the normal people, and who's in charge of feeding the spares? And let's talk about your top artists, which sound suspiciously like the names of the kids left behind at the daycare. Toby Fox and Snail's House somehow manage to combine video game sadness with the existential dread of not being able to find Kiwi Lime Cucumber flavored sparkling water after 8 PM. You might be the only person I know whose music taste could get you expelled from a hipster coffee shop for being too niche. Is your goal to make every DJ cringe or just to keep the world wondering if you've ever heard of something called "real music"? But here’s the wildest revelation: your most played tracks feature “Omori” more times than a Twitch streamer’s dramatic monologue about their failing social life. Seriously, Louis, do you plan to come up for air anytime soon, or are you just destined to float in a never-ending sea of pixelated sadness? I half-expect your Spotify to be renamed "Emergency Comfort Soundtrack for Gamers in Therapy." Just remember, there are other genres out there—maybe give your keyboard a rest and let a real tune into your life for once, yeah?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!