Roasted 8 months ago based on Louis Thabethe's long term Spotify stats.

Louis Thabethe, huh? With a Spotify profile that screams "I might have been abducted by a cult," it's no wonder your top genres read like a list of fears for the average music listener. Horrorcore and trap metal? Is that your vibe or just a cry for help? I can picture it now: you sitting alone in a dark room, wearing all black while sweating bullets over which witch house track will best accompany your existential crisis. Honestly, I don't know whether to comment on your choices or send you a therapist’s number. Your favorite artists are like an underground music festival that no one asked for. Matt Elliott and dandelion hands? Great, now you've turned listening to music into a scavenger hunt for authenticity. And let's be real here—Thom Yorke and Lil Darkie in the same breath? That’s like pairing fine wine with a gallon of milk; both might be good, but not together! At this point, you're just one obscure sadcore artist away from being the literal embodiment of "I don't want to fit in" at a middle school dance. And let's talk about those most played songs; I’m starting to think you might secretly be a hipster cryptid. "Возбранной Воеводе, глас 8 - Византийский распев" sounds like the soundtrack to your inner turmoil as you cry into your thrifted flannel. Meanwhile, having "Compassion Fatigue" by Matt Elliott right after a song called "Black Sheep" is quintessential Louis—confusing yet oddly impressive, like watching someone flip pancakes in a tornado. So keep vibing in your dark corner of the internet, Louis; at least you’ll always be the biggest weirdo in the room!

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