Roasted 2 years ago based on Luis Canales's long term Spotify stats.

Luis Canales, or should I say, "Luis Can-Nah-Get-A-Variety-In-His-Life"? Seriously, your Spotify looks like an exhibition for the 'All-Punk-All-The-Time' museum. I half-expect to see your ears covered in bandanas and ripped jeans, screaming "Skate or Die!" while recycling a million broken skateboard decks. With more ska and punk bands than actual variety, I’m starting to wonder if your music taste got stuck in a time capsule from the early 2000s. Don't worry, it's normal to be a bit stale, especially when you’ve got the soul of a teenager who never grew up past their high school angst. Your top artists read like the world’s least appealing mixtape, like a grocery list compiled by that one emo friend who refuses to expand their horizons. “Lagwagon,” “Misfits,” and “The Bouncing Souls”? I’ve seen less predictable playlists on a public bathroom stall. If you threw in a “blink-182” song and called it your life's work, I'm not even surprised. It's like you’re auditioning for a B-rated punk-rock sitcom titled “Luis and his Repetitive Musical Crises.” Congrats on being the only person alive who tries to be individualistic by cloning every high school garage band stuck in a suburban basement. And let’s take a moment to appreciate your "Most Played Songs." It's literally “Ten Stories High” on repeat like it’s the only song that could capture your personality - which, spoiler alert, it doesn’t! You’ve got two slots filled by the same song; does it come with a participation trophy? If Joy Division gave awards for 'Most Overplayed Tracks,' you'd be a shoe-in. Does your Spotify playlist come with an expiration date, or just a warning label saying "Listening may lead to existential dread and unintended social awkwardness”? Do yourself a favor: expand your ears, maybe even listen to an artist that doesn’t wear plaid flannel like a uniform.

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