Roasted 2 months ago based on Greggie B's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Greggie B, what a sonic buffet you’ve presented! “Alternative R&B” to “Japanese Indie”? Wow, your music taste is so diverse it’s like you’re trying to prove you own more plaid shirts than a hipster thrift shop. I can almost picture you sitting in a dimly lit café, coffee in hand, furiously nodding along to “Shibuya-Kei” while attempting to make eye contact with every cute barista who’s clearly too busy to notice. Your playlist screams, “I’m an artist as long as you only check my Beatport account for credibility!” Your top artists list reads like a hipster bingo card! Seriously, who else on the planet is listening to both “Spangle Call Lilli Line” and “Tinashe” without a hint of irony? And while we’re at it, where in the world did you dig up “Jenevieve” five times? Is she paying you as a part-time promoter, or are you wishing you could cheat on all your other favorite artists with her slick vocals? Pro tip, my man: if your top songs list is just one artist’s discography, you might want to consider a new therapist instead of hitting “shuffle.” And don’t even get me started on your most played songs—Lou Bega? Really? The only thing mambos more than you is the confusion in your love life. "Rubber Biscuit" couldn’t even save you from the “Wanna-be-cool-but-still-dance-like-your-dad” vibe you’ve got going on. At this point, I’m convinced your music taste is just a cry for help about your social life. Maybe it’s time to expand your horizons and ditch the seclusive indie vibes; who knows, your Spotify “Wrapped” might end up being less of a personal diary and more of a party invitation!

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