Roasted 1 year ago based on Marc Tijssen's long term Spotify stats.

Marc Tijssen, the musical equivalent of a dumpster fire set to a death metal soundtrack. With a favorite genre list that reads like a high schooler’s “I just discovered my dad’s record collection and mixed it with my ADHD playlist,” your musical taste could really use some therapy. Seriously, Gabber and Industrial Metal together? That's like asking for a side of existential dread with your happy meal. Your top artists represent the best of the “I can’t decide what mood I’m in, so I’ll just pick a little bit of everything” vibe. Kevin, Rammstein, and Jack Harlow? It’s as if you’re throwing a party for all the guests who somehow forgot they were invited. You’ve got a lineup that could make a DJ cry, and I can only imagine how many weird looks you get when you shuffle through your own playlists in public. Who knew that "yes, and?" by Ariana Grande would be the anthem for existential confusion? Let's talk about your most played songs. "Europapa" and "Bushokje"? It’s like you stumbled upon the most niche festival in the back alleys of Amsterdam. And are you really cranking up “Friesenjung” in your car like it’s a certified banger? I can’t tell if you’re trying to make a statement or if your streaming history is a cry for help. Just remember, Marc: there’s a fine line between having eclectic taste and just being outright bizarre. Keep rocking that industrial vibe—just don’t expect anyone to take you seriously when you say "dance" and your playlist is more like an invitation to a rave in an abandoned factory.

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