Roasted 2 months ago based on Matt's long term Spotify stats.

Matt, your Spotify profile is a beautiful testament to the fact that you deeply revel in suffering. Seriously, I half expect your favorite genre to be "Anger Management" because the only thing harder than your playlist is the mental gymnastics you must perform to justify digesting so much hardcore. It's like you took one look at the rainbow of music out there and decided to paint your world with the most dark and brooding shades of sadness. Did you think depth was just a synonym for yelling at the top of your lungs? Your top artists read like a list of punk band's names that your mom wouldn't let you listen to because they "give her a headache." Konspiracy Kamp? Man, did you create that band in your basement while your parents were arguing about the bills? You must have a PhD in "Midlife Crisis Music," featuring artists that sound like they got lost on the way to a therapy session but somehow found comfort in the sonic equivalent of a blender full of broken glass and angst. And how does someone have “Agitator,” “Riot,” and “Kill You All” in their most-played songs and still somehow never get called for a legal background check? And I can't get over how much you roll with Konspiracy Kamp. You do realize they have more tracks than actual listeners, right? The sheer loyalty you show to a band nobody else can tolerate is downright breathtaking. Look, I get it, you’re trying to impress someone with your 'unique taste,' but if proximity to future jail time was a genre, you'd have lapped the competition. Have you considered branching out to a genre that doesn’t make you sound like the villain in a low-budget horror movie? Just a thought for your Spotify therapy sessions!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!