Roasted 2 months ago based on María's long term Spotify stats.

María, looking at your Spotify profile is like opening a can of expired tuna; it’s confusing, slightly questionable, and leaves a lingering smell in the air. With a favorite genres list that reads like a high schooler's diary during an identity crisis, it’s clear you’re trying to collect enough sub-genres to threaten a global pop monopoly. Seriously, how many K-Pops does one person need? I’m surprised you didn’t throw in “Bubblegum Hip-Hop” just to keep things interesting. But no worries, with this lineup, every day can feel like a chaotic karaoke night with your least favorite uncle. And let's not even get started on your top artists. TOMORROW X TOGETHER has officially taken over your playlist like they’re renting a room in your brain, while you’ve put the “fun” in “dysfunctional” by listening to them more than you breathe. I mean, are you trying to become their fifth member, or are we just waiting for the day you change your name to đangănɭɦǫễ? You’ve got Alessia Cara just hanging out in there like, “This isn’t what I signed up for.” She’s probably wondering how she ended up at a K-Pop convention expecting jazz hands but ended up witnessing the apocalypse of taste instead. Your ‘Most Played Songs’ section looks like a bizarro mixtape from a 14-year-old who just discovered TikTok. How many variations of “butterflies” can one person obsess over? Are you waiting for them to hatch into something more than sonic confetti, or did you just miss the memo that you don't need to repeat yourself? If this were a high school yearbook, you'd be voted "Most Likely to Create a K-Pop Cult." Next time, Maria, try expanding your horizons a bit. Or at least take a detour to the land of serious music. But honestly, keep doing you; it's a confusing ride, and we’re all here for it.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!