Roasted 3 months ago based on Misa “Second Kira” Amane's long term Spotify stats.
Misa "Second Kira" Amane, huh? You know, I didn't know your taste in music could be as contradictory as your personality. One minute you’re vibing to "Dark R&B," and the next, you’re two-stepping to "Country Rock" like you haven't been taking notes from a tractor. Those genres read like a mood swing waiting to happen. I guess being an expert in confusion is a talent too, especially when it sounds like you couldn’t decide whether you want to kill the vibe or just end up in a cowboy bar after a horror movie. Your taste in artists is even more of a debacle; you’ve placed all your chips on "Bryce Savage," the reigning king of... well, sounds he made in his mom's basement. Who's goningark and why do they sound like a cheap horror flick about a kid who can't find their music identity? Seriously, if it weren't for your profile, I'd assume these names were just the result of some dark spell gone wrong. You claim all these artists are your top picks, but I’m pretty sure your playlist is just an elaborate way of trolling everyone you know. And then we dive into your most played songs, which must be a therapy playlist for someone who thinks "I'd Burn the World for You" is a romantic anthem. Newsflash: that’s not the type of “active” commitment people mean when they swipe right on Tinder. With titles like "Control" and "Devil in Her Eyes," I'm starting to think you're just trying to soundtrack all your bad decisions in life. Honestly, Misa, if you put as much effort into your music choices as you do in creating your personal Chaos Theory, you'd have a Grammy by now... or at least a decent chapter in a self-help book!
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