Roasted 2 years ago based on Marielle V Roberts's long term Spotify stats.

Marielle V Roberts, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape from a 2001 Hot Topic that spent too much time trying to impress its emo crush. Seriously, you're oscillating between jamming out to nu metal bands that peaked before TikTok was a thing and listening to softer tunes that belong on the playlist for a retirement home karaoke night. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to look like a bipolar rock concert gone wrong. Your favorite artists read like a list of the heavy metal Avengers – an ensemble of heroes who probably saved the world from bad taste before disappearing into obscurity. I get it, you’re trying to put the 'grunge' in 'don’t ever let the world hear your off-key karaoke rendition of Adele’s “Hello.” The mere presence of Kamelot and Five Finger Death Punch in your top ten should come with a warning label: "Listening may induce midlife crises and regrettable fashion choices." And let's talk about your most played songs, shall we? “Shape Of My Heart” by Sting? Really? That song is about as fierce as a purring kitten in a spa day. Balancing it with something like “Werewolf” by Motionless In White makes it feel like you're having an identity crisis where you're equally drawn to chopping heads and baking cookies. Not to mention, the conspicuous presence of “Reminiscing” by the Little River Band? Maybe you’re just trying to remind everyone that you’ve still got feelings… for music that should probably stay in the CD player of a station wagon.

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