Roasted 2 months ago based on Amoony's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Fanny Claudin, your Spotify profile looks like a middle schooler’s diary with an identity crisis. You’ve got “Variété Française” next to “K-Pop” and “Noise Music” like you’re trying to capture the essence of someone who can’t make up their mind about what they want for dinner, let alone their musical taste. I mean, do you vibe with "Chanson" in the morning and then blast “I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE” in the afternoon? Talk about mood swings that could rival a soap opera. And can we talk about your obsession with Stray Kids? Your Spotify Wrapped must look like a love letter to a band that’s put more effort into their choreography than you have into your relationship with actual taste. With “God's Menu” and “Thunderous” as your most played, I’m convinced you’re just trying to drown out the sound of your crying inner child who desperately wants to escape your playlist. Let’s be real, if your musical journey were a movie, it’d be called “The Unbearable Whiteness of Being.” And what’s with that graveyard of forgotten artists like Jeremy Jordan and Lorie in your top played songs? It’s like you’ve gone to the clearance bin of musical history and said, “Yes, please!” And don’t get me started on the musical duality of loving Lady Gaga while jamming to Eddy de Pretto—it's like wearing a tuxedo with flip-flops. Fanny, your profile gives me whiplash; maybe it’s time to lay off the eclecticism and just pick one genre to settle down with... or, you know, get a better life coach.
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