Roasted 8 months ago based on MrCOOBER VII's long term Spotify stats.

MrCOOBER VII, huh? It sounds like you’re either the seventh reincarnation of a superhero with terrible taste in music or a villain who terrorizes the charts with your indie-infused hip-hop hatred. Who knew overanalyzing your Spotify playlists could be the new form of self-torture? You’ve got more genres crammed in there than a confused college student trying to justify their choice of a liberal arts degree. Indie? K-Pop? Are you composing the soundtrack for an existential crisis? Your top artists read like a “How to Pretend You’re Edgy Without Trying” guide. Tyler, The Creator and Kanye West? Classic choices if you're aiming for “I'm too cool for mainstream,” while simultaneously cranking up the cringe factor. And let's not gloss over your love for TOMORROW X TOGETHER—because nothing says ‘I enjoy complex storytelling through music’ like a boy band name that sounds like a Disney sequel. Next, you’ll be adding all the Spotify exclusives for that hipster pat on the back, aren’t you? And then there are your most played songs, a delightful mix of tracks that scream “I’m deeply misunderstood” while also hinting that you’ve been sent to the DAC (Delightfully Awkward Club) for your musical choices. "Looking Out for You" by Joy Again? You seem to be ‘looking out’ for a personality too, my friend. But don’t worry, in a world where “Wet” is a charted song, you’re definitely not the weirdest pick on Spotify—just perhaps the most confused about who you are. Keep up this identity crisis; it really makes for some great comedic material!

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