Roasted 10 months ago based on NByrd3's long term Spotify stats.

NByrd3, your Spotify profile reads like the world's most confused mixtape. You're trying to be the life of the party with your "hip hop" and "gangster rap" favorites while simultaneously planning your next wine and cheese night with some classic rock jams. It's like if a high school kid tried to create a playlist to impress both the jocks and the drama club. Newsflash: the only thing more confused than your genre selection is your identity. And oh, let's talk about your top artists. It feels like your listening history is a wild Tinder match gone wrong. You swiped right on The Weeknd, Kendrick, and Taylor Swift, but by the end of the night, you're left wondering how you ended up with Ed Sheeran and Coldplay—at least get the skills to slide in a solid theme! Meanwhile, the only thing "hard" about your rock preference is the elusiveness of those imaginary musicians you think you’re jamming to. As for your most played songs, congratulations on discovering the power of repetition! It’s like you’ve hit a sonic Groundhog Day, featuring The Weeknd more than his own mother! You’ve managed to turn “Wicked Games” into a sincere cry for help, and if you don’t put down your Frank Ocean albums and venture out into the sunlight, I swear one of those country tracks is just going to become your personal national anthem. So, enjoy your maze of musical mayhem; I'm just here for the shrugs and the laughs!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!