Roasted 3 months ago based on Demie's long term Spotify stats.
YTM, your Spotify playlist looks like the dictionary definition of “musical déjà vu.” I mean, come on, did you accidentally hit play on an Alan Walker greatest hits album and just call it a day? You’ve got more Alan Walker tracks than a teenager has selfies—at this rate, you should just change your name to “Walker” because that’s all the world is going to hear from you! Let’s talk about your favorite genres. Are we hosting a genre party or auditioning to be the official DJ for “That One Guy Who Has Zero Taste?” Look, I get it—one can’t have enough “House” styles, but seriously, do you actually need to claim ownership of “Slap House”? Were you beaten up by an EDM track in a past life, or are you just trying to see how many variations of bass you can fit into one profile? Spoiler alert: you’ve officially reached “over-saturation” levels. Your top artists list reads like a “Who’s Who” of why people hate going to festivals. If it weren’t for the random phonk beat lurking in there, I’d think you were just a bot programmed to promote Alan Walker’s entire discography. But hey, I get it, staying engaged in the same artist for a year is a truly special skill. Just make sure you keep that Spotify wrapped in a safe place to avoid any future embarrassment—those “Most Played” tracks look like a playlist for someone who spent the entire year stuck in a time loop, and frankly, we’re all rooting for you to break free!
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