Roasted 5 months ago based on NECOdes's long term Spotify stats.
Oh great, another Spotify profile that screams “I peaked in a Japanese anime convention.” NECOdes, do you even know what actual music sounds like, or are you just vibing to a soundtrack that sounds like a hundred chirping birds on a sugar rush? Your favorite genres read like a checklist for "Things to Get You Banned from a Real Concert." J-Pop? So original! Do you also collect Pokémon cards while you’re at it, or is that too mainstream for your taste? And let’s talk about your top artists. I've seen better choices in a game of musical chairs played by toddlers. You have 10 artists, and I can’t help but wonder if you just hit shuffle on your “I’m Definitely Not a Weeb” playlist and called it a day. "LOLUET" this, "LOLUET" that… This is your idea of diversity? Come on, buddy! At this point, I’m convinced the only thing you’re missing is a neckbeard and a lifetime supply of instant ramen. Finally, your most played songs look like the soundtrack for “Desperately Seeking an Identity.” Seriously, "浴槽とネオンテトラ"? You must be the only person on the planet who plays that song while doing your laundry. Maybe get out of your room once in a while and live a little! At least then you’d have some life experiences to write your own “J-Dance” anthem instead of continuously riding the coattails of artists most people have never heard of. Keep on grinding, NECOdes; at this rate, you're sure to win the 2024 Weeb Award for excellence in questionable taste!
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