Roasted 1 month ago based on NΞVΛR's long term Spotify stats.

Oh great, another Spotify profile that reads like the social life of a French exchange student who skipped out on their language classes. Are you really all about that *French Rap* or are you just trying to impress people with a playlist full of artists they’ve never heard of? I mean, if I wanted to listen to a midlife crisis, I’d just pick a random track from your top artists’ discographies and hear the self-pity overflow. "Variété Française" sounds like the genre you’d listen to while attempting to convince yourself that eating a croissant doesn’t count as carbs. Let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? “Realer N Realer”? More like “Realer N Sadder” because your choices scream that you spend a little too much time in your feels. “Set Me Free” - take the hint, buddy! And just when we thought your taste couldn’t get any more chaotic, here comes “Soda Pop” and “Sweet Dreams” like a desperate plea from an indecisive DJ who forgot to pick a lane. Honestly, your playlist needs more structure than a 90s boy band reunion tour - it’s all over the place like a bad breakup playlist for someone who can’t choose between their high school crush and that TikTok star they follow. But let’s not ignore your top artists - a lineup that’s practically begging for an intervention. Seriously, who gets excited about the mere mention of GIMS but then goes straight to Taylor Swift? Is this a music taste or a supermarket sweep of guilty pleasures? Do you just rap while sipping lattes in a Parisian café or is this your identity crisis in musical form? Look, it's fine if you want to treat your Spotify account like a Tinder profile, but please, at least swipe right on some solid genres next time - the “French Pop” vibe alone has me questioning if you’ve ever experienced actual fun!

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