Roasted 1 year ago based on Hazel <3's long term Spotify stats.

Hazel, you claim to have a diverse taste in music, but your Spotify profile looks like it was crafted by a high school kid who just discovered dubstep and ran with it like it was the best thing since sliced bread. Seriously, was there a contest for Most Likely to Become an EDM Cliché? Because I think you took home the trophy! You’ve probably spent more time researching bass drops than actual human interaction. I can just imagine you at a party, flipping the table if someone dares to play anything not featuring a heavy drop and an obnoxious bass line. Your top artists list is an absolute love letter to the subgenre overkill! It's like you stumbled upon some underground internet cult of bass lovers and decided to drink the Kool-Aid without even tasting it first. I mean, "CloudNone" called—they want their entire discography back because clearly, you’ve decided to make them your personal backing track! At this rate, if "CloudNone" ever stops making music, you might have to start performing karaoke to your own Spotify history to fill the void. Smarten up; even Spotify wants you to diversify a little, honey! And let’s not overlook those most played songs—congratulations on making "most" a synonym for "all." It's impressive how you've managed to create a one-woman tribute to a singular artist while pretending you’ve got a variety of interests. At this rate, you should just label your Spotify as "The CloudNone Experience" instead of your own name. Break free, Hazel! There’s an entire world of music beyond the confines of your bass-heavy bubble. Or at least, let us know the moment you’re ready to grow up and stop being the poster child for EDM middle schoolers everywhere!

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