Roasted 7 months ago based on neetyboy's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Neetyboy, let's break this down. With a top artist list that boasts only one name—yours—you've officially reached the pinnacle of self-love. I mean, come on, even *Van Gogh* didn't just paint himself a thousand times! If your Spotify profile had a tagline, it would read: “I came, I saw, I self-promoted.” At this point, I half-expect your next release will be titled “Me, Myself, and I: The Neetyboy Chronicles.” As for your top songs, it looks like someone really loves repetition. Five variations of "Mun Fito"? Congratulations, Neetyboy, you've cracked the secret to artistic burnout! It's as if you sat down in the studio and thought, "Why explore new horizons when I can just keep remixing the same ideas until they become a consciousness of their own?" You’re trying harder than a one-hit wonder at a talent show, except you forgot you’re still the only contestant. But don’t worry, my dear Neetyboy; we’re all rooting for you. Your quest for undeniable self-fanhood is truly unmatched. It takes a special kind of talent to circle the drain of your own discography. And hey, if ever the world gets bored, you could always get into stand-up; your Spotify vibe could fuel a new genre—self-roasting. Just remember, with a nickname like "Neetyboy," you might want to consider letting someone else take the wheel with your music... or at least let a friend hit “shuffle” once in a while!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!