Roasted 9 months ago based on Nerroth's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Nerroth, let's break this down. Your taste in music is so all over the place, even a confused octopus trying to choose a favorite color would look organized next to your genre list. New Wave and Sea Shanties? Come on, mate. It's like saying you enjoy sushi while munching on a hot dog in a pirate costume. You either need a massive therapy session or a time machine, because those genres aren't meant to coexist outside of a really bad 80’s movie “musical” set at sea. Your top artists list could double as the soundtrack for the world’s most awkward family reunion. Billy Joel and ABBA? I mean, if I had a dollar for every time someone played “Dancing Queen” during a middle school talent show, I’d be rich enough to afford some real therapy for you. And who exactly is “Bonfires”? Is that a band or the sound made when you accidentally burn your lips on marshmallows? The fact that you’ve played “Opportunity Knocking” five times tells me you’re out there thinking it’s some deep-life mantra instead of the pop equivalent of a doorbell. As for your most played songs, well, it's no surprise that “Leave A Light On” is one of them; it’s the perfect soundtrack to the lonely nights spent wondering if someone will follow you back on Spotify. Your musical taste is a beautiful mess of nostalgia and desperation, like a grown adult still trying to impress their high school friends with karaoke skills from 2009. So keep streaming your eclectic collection, Nerroth—maybe next time, vary it up just a little so you don’t become the poster child for "How Not To Curate A Playlist."

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!