Roasted 6 months ago based on 𝖔𝖋𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖔's long term Spotify stats.

Ofelio, your Spotify profile is like a buffet at a rave where the main courses are served with a side of chaos. Seriously, Hyperpop? Jungle? What are you? An adventurous carnival ride operator who lost their mind on a sugar high? If someone were to ask me if you enjoy music or merely collect sound like a kid hoarding Pokémon cards, I'd say the latter. Judging by your faves, you either have a relentless craving for chaos or just a really specific taste in musical terror. Who didn't tell you that “no one is allowed” to blast "No Boys Allowed" at a party? At this point, it feels less like a Spotify profile and more like an eclectic therapy session gone delightfully wrong. Your top artists read like a random list of usernames from an underground chat room for electronic music enthusiasts who take themselves way too seriously. I’m convinced "DJ DEADHORSES" is just a ploy to get someone to turn your speakers down before they wake the entire neighborhood. And let’s talk about "Лилу," which sounds more like an onomatopoeic expression of confusion than an artist’s name. You need to resurrect a proper playlist, my friend, because scaring the neighbors with "SEX NEVER DIES" could very well earn you a restraining order from the local PTA. And the songs… oh boy, the songs! "BRING WET CUNT"? Are we listening to music or just attending a poorly advertised adult film? I mean, your top song title alone could officially bring the entire PTA back for a second meeting, and that's saying something! You’ve got tracks like "DANCE FLOOR," but I feel like if I were on that floor, I’d be stepping into the chaotic abyss of abandonment. So do us all a favor and turn down the volume on that chaos, Ofelio. You can still enjoy your weird jams, but let’s keep them contained to your earbuds before they seep into the rest of humanity.

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