Roasted 8 months ago based on PerseiDave's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of PerseiDave, where the only thing more complex than your music taste is your ability to hold a conversation with another human being. Seriously, "Post-Rock," "Math Rock," and "Progressive Metal" are just your way of saying, "I want to listen to music that sounds like a calculator threw up on an electric guitar." It's like you took one look at all the genres and said, "Why pick one when I can have a mid-life crisis in every listening session?" Your top artists read like a trap for hipsters desperate to seem profound at coffee shops. "Waldo's Gift"? Sure, because nothing screams "I've got great taste" like searching for a guy who might not even exist. And let’s not forget your obsession with DIIV; your top three songs could single-handedly carry a “how to be uninteresting” workshop. "Give Me More"? Sweetheart, I think we’ve reached our quota on the snooze-fest already. Now, I know you’re into "Idm" and "Death Metal," which is admirable—it roughly translates to, "I hope you can’t tell if I’m angry or just haven’t found my way back from the ether." But lemme be real, PerseiDave, your profile is a musical Bermuda Triangle: an odd assortment of sounds that can lead to anything but having fun. Here’s a thought: if you spent half as much time enjoying a casual pop playlist as you do deciphering the existential crisis embedded in those shoegaze tracks, you might actually start responding to texts within a week!

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