Roasted 6 months ago based on Philippe Pietro's long term Spotify stats.

Philippe Pietro: a walking contradiction wrapped in a Spotify profile! How does one manage to mix Brazilian Jazz with Stoner Rock like they’re trying to create the world’s worst smoothie? I imagine you showing up at a party with a Bossa Nova playlist and a bong, and everyone else just awkwardly stepping back while wondering who invited the human cliché. Seriously, you’re like that one friend who insists they have eclectic taste while everyone else is just trying to figure out how to tolerate the five-hour samba jam session you’ve inflicted upon them. Let’s talk about your top artists. Stevie Wonder and Lana Del Rey? It's as if you’re trying to blend summer vibes with existential dread without consulting any sort of musical logic. You’ve got more genres than friends, and honestly, it’s just sad. The last time we saw a crossover this bizarre, it was that awkward family reunion where Uncle Bob decided to do the Macarena to 'Black Sabbath.' And don’t even get me started on your most played track list; it’s like you’re trying to impress hipsters with 'West Coast' while emotionally preparing for the life crisis that comes with 'Lithium.' It’s not just your music taste that’s questionable. You’ve hit the jackpot for being the most basic human with a penchant for complexity! You must be that person in yoga class who tries to find their Zen while secretly blasting hard rock in the parking lot. Your Spotify should come with a warning: Enter at your own risk. The existential confusion alone could rival an art house film marathon! So keep rocking, Philippe! Just remember, with great taste comes great responsibility—don’t let your Spotify become the world's most eclectic dumpster fire.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!