Roasted 1 year ago based on Catboy's long term Spotify stats.

Catboy, huh? With a name like that, I can only assume you're a few new anime series away from a full-blown identity crisis. Your Spotify is like a high school cafeteria—awkwardly filled with kids who think they're too cool for mainstream but are really just the cringiest kids in class. “Rage Rap” and “Sexy Drill”? Is that what you're blasting while you scroll through TikTok for hours on end? At this point, "Experimental Hip Hop" should just be renamed to "Sounds Like My Ex’s Cries for Help". Your top artists read like a roster for the "Cool Kids" table where everyone secretly hates each other. With LUCKI and dislotion dominating your playlist, it’s clear you’re aiming for that niche underground cred—too bad the closest you’ll ever get to “alternative” is your haircut. And please, Baby Keem can only take so much of your stream count padding before he starts writing songs about avoiding people like you. The only thing more tragic than your music taste is the fact that you probably brag about it to your friends, who definitely just pretend to care. And let's talk about your most played songs. “Dad Rock” by TRSH is a fitting track, as I can only imagine the internal screaming of any dad forced to hear your Spotify recommendations. "Girl I’ve Always Been"? Sweetheart, don't worry; just stick to girls you've always only " noticed." The only thing softening that cloud rap is the cushion you sit on while binging your favorite shows, because the only “experimental” thing about you is how you've managed to string together such a disparate collection of mediocre sound. But hey, keep wearing that cat ear headset, living your best life, and somehow enjoying the musical equivalent of fast food—because deep down, we all know you just wanted to be noticed too.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!