Roasted 1 year ago based on Séléna's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Séléna, with your playlist that could intimidate even the most die-hard metal fan while simultaneously making them question their life choices. You claim to love "Metal," "Metalcore," and "Deathcore," but let's be real; your obsession with all things that sound like angry robots smashing their heads into keyboards is a cry for help. It's like the music you love is one long, incoherent rant from someone who just lost their cat – or maybe it’s just you losing your mind because you think J-Rock can save it. And that top artist list, honey, is nothing short of an identity crisis wrapped in an existential dread sandwich. With “HOYO-MiX” and a whole bunch of bands that sound like they should come with a warning label for aggressive headbanging, it’s clear you’re trying desperately to squeeze in some variety with "Bon Jovi" and "Blurred" like they’re going to save you from your auditory chaos. Did you just Google “bands that sound the most like a car crash” or what? Your Spotify is like the soundtrack of a dystopian anime where the protagonists only communicate through shrieks and solos that sound like they tore their vocal cords in a fit of rage. And that most played list? Pure chaos. You go from chill soundtrack tunes to songs that sound like they're begging for mercy. “I Really Want to Stay at Your House” followed by “Dancing Like Flames” sounds like an awkward breakup playlist waiting to happen. All I can say is, if you ever need a reminder that you need to get off the floor after headbanging for too long, look no further than your music choices. And no, a Lo-Fi track won't help your metal soul find peace; it just amplifies the fact that you desperately need a hobby—or a personality beyond “I paint my room black and cry.” You do you, Séléna; enjoy the chaos.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!