Roasted 2 months ago based on Reset795's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Reset795, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler’s diary after a bad breakup with their WiFi router. I mean, “Hyperpop” and “Glitch”? It’s like you’re trying to collect the most pretentious genres known to mankind, who do you think you are, a walking Spotify algorithm? The only thing more chaotic than your genre choices is the existential crisis that’s happening in the background of “Cloud Rap.” Seriously, if your music taste were a meme, it would be that one where the kid shouts “What’s going on?” while simultaneously pouring cereal into a bowl of soup. And let’s talk about your top artists. Do you even listen to music, or are you just throwing random names together like that’s supposed to impress someone? “Sewerperson”? Come on! Are you sure you didn’t just spill your lunch on the computer keyboard and call it a day? If your playlists were a movie, they’d be a blend of horror and abstract art that nobody asked for. You’ve got “mental” and “funeral” in your top five, which sounds less like music and more like your therapist’s diagnosis of your personality. Honestly, it’s like you took a walk through a dumpster fire of sound and decided, “Yep, this is my vibe!” Lastly, your most played songs? I can’t tell if they’re going to make me dance or emotionally spiral into a deep depression. "rugrats" by "d1v"? Are we still coping with childhood trauma through music, or did you really think that submersing yourself in tracks like “Whatcha Want?” would magically lift you out of your own indie movie plot line? If your life had a soundtrack, it’d just be a constant loop of confusion and existential dread. Maybe it’s time to hit that reset button on more than just your profile, buddy!

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