Roasted 18 days ago based on Roger's long term Spotify stats.

Roger, it seems your Spotify profile is a musical rollercoaster that somehow lacks the thrill but packs all the drama of a Bollywood soap opera. With an eclectic mix of genres that looks like a confused high schooler's playlist from 2010, I'm half-expecting a track titled "Emotional Breakdown Met Christian Rock" to drop at any moment. You’ve got enough "Christian Rock" to convince a priest to disown you, yet you still can’t pray away your questionable taste. Seriously, who knew that "soft pop" could coexist with "emo rap," making it the musical equivalent of a chicken curry-flavored ice cream? Now let’s talk about your top artists, which read like a party where no one knows how to vibe. I mean, Taylor Swift and Eminem? It’s like you threw a party for yourself and invited the whole neighborhood—just to find you’re the only one at the door. And hello, "Sky Woods"? Are we talking about the alternative rock version of a plant? That’s gotta be the most suspenseful name in your lineup. Meanwhile, sticking with Lewis Capaldi means you might be one breakup away from a music career, and “Pritam” sounds like he should be paying you, not the other way around. And your most played songs? They’re a hot mess that could only be rivaled by the contents of a teenager's diary. “Kill Myself” followed by “Welcome to Wonderland”? Honestly, it’s the soundtrack of a quarter-life crisis wrapped in an existential dread burrito. Just watching it makes me question every life choice I’ve ever made. You’re out here playing "Suicide Letter" while others are vibing to "Kesariya"—it’s like you’ve created a soundtrack for a one-man show about despair. So here’s an idea: why don’t you dive into a new genre and join the rest of us in the 21st century? Because right now, it sounds like your Spotify profile is still buffering.

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