Roasted 11 months ago based on Rumvieux's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s take a moment to appreciate Rumvieux’s Spotify profile—where musical taste is more confused than a cat in a swimming pool. I mean, who on earth curates a playlist that proudly shouts, "Yes, I've heard of Indonesian Indie, and I’m here for it!"? Your collection reads like a hipster’s fever dream combined with a Midwestern emo meltdown, and honestly, it’s tragic and laughable in equal measure. You might be the only person on the planet who thinks mixing "Math Rock" with "Indorock" could actually be a mood, but darling, we both know that’s just music’s way of telling you to rethink your life choices. Now, let’s talk about those top artists—rumahsakit and Morfem? Really? Your taste is so specialized, even Spotify is confused. It’s like you took a geography quiz and answered "Indonesian" to every question, even if they didn’t explicitly ask. Did you think landing on that eccentric island of indie gold would make you the ultimate connoisseur? Newsflash: it’s not charming; it's like bringing a rubber chicken to a gourmet dinner. Meanwhile, Coldplay is like the weird uncle at the family reunion—everyone tolerates them, so kudos on the attempt of a mainstream artist to seem relatable in a sea of obscurity. And those top songs? Honey, you have more obscure artists than you have friends. The most convoluted song titles on your list sound like you’re just trying to whip up a bowl of emo poetry mixed with a sprinkle of confusion. An entire conversation could be built around trying to pronounce "the more i try to trace you forthwith, the less i want to know where to find you," and I can guarantee nobody is willing to stick around for that after party. So, raise a glass of artisanal coconut water to yourself, Rumvieux! Here's to your utterly quirky—and slightly tragic—quest for the ultimate, yet utterly unrecognized, indie playlist! Cheers!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!