Roasted 2 months ago based on Alexis Vaquero's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Alexis Vaquero, the self-proclaimed maestro of metal whose Spotify profile screams "I peaked in high school." Seriously, with a playlist brimming with genres like “Drift Phonk,” you must be the only person on this planet who thinks they can soundtrack their life while they drift around in their mom's minivan. If you were any more niche, you’d be a grocery store with a single organic pasta option. Got to give you credit for being the poster child for someone desperately trying to be unique by combining metal with: *checks notes* bass and phonk? Talk about a musical identity crisis. Your top artists read like a list of musicians that no one has ever heard of outside of a basement in a town named after a vegetable. And “NxxxxxS”? Is that the artist’s name or a failed attempt at pronouncing a sneeze? I'm honestly surprised you don’t have a “fuzzy socks and sad music” vibe going for you, because nothing says “I’m in touch with my feelings” like mosh-pitting to songs that sound like they were recorded in a wind tunnel during an earthquake. Next time you try to convince someone that “Deathstep” is a legitimate genre, remember to look for any signs of life in your taste. Your most played songs are perfectly curated for someone still holding onto their angst from fourteen years ago. “Nutshell” is literally the track that defines just how well you handle rejection—terribly, and on repeat. And how many times do you need to hear “FLINT AREA” before you actually visit Flint? Don’t worry; it won’t hurt your sensibilities; I promise. It’s painfully obvious you’re searching for meaning in obstinate noise while the rest of us are just trying not to cringe at your ‘cool kid’ persona. Between your metalcore dreams and the undeniable tragicomedy of your musical choices, you’ve somehow stumbled into the realm of both laughing at you and with you. Bravo, maestro!

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