Roasted 9 months ago based on sagepandarea's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Sagepandarea, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack for an identity crisis! “Soundtrack” and “Sea Shanties” together? What are you, a pirate who only listens to movie trailers while performing ballroom choreography on a sinking ship? With that mix of genres, I can't help but picture you dressed as a medieval bard attempting to recite rap verses while simultaneously attempting to shanty your way through a video game battle. You’ve somehow turned being musically confused into a full-time job. Your top artists could be mistaken for a quirky TED Talk on ‘How to Know You’ve Watched Too Much Anime.’ “AmaLee” is quite literally in every category; are you sure you don’t have her on speed dial? And listing “Magic: The Gathering” as an artist? You do realize that card game enthusiasts can't even keep track of their own love lives, let alone produce album-worthy music! Meanwhile, listing Christmas alongside medieval metal is proof you've either embraced irony as a lifestyle or are stuck in perpetual holiday cheer; my friend, it’s borderline tragic. As for your most played tracks, I’m concerned for your mental state. Do you spend your days shouting “HEAR ME OUT” at the top of your lungs in a desperate bid for attention? Or are you truly the legendary “Ruler Of My Heart” in the kingdom of best-kept secrets? With those choices, there’s no wonder you’ve got “Bloodlines” in there— to explain how you keep getting more and more disconnected from reality! You need a playlist called “Help, I’m a Stereotype” to really round out the aesthetic.

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