Roasted 1 year ago based on Samarth's long term Spotify stats.

Samarth, your Spotify profile is a testament to indecisiveness—it's like you've been trying to pick a musical direction since the dawn of time, but ended up with a playlist that's confused enough to make a GPS cry. You’ve got Hindi Pop, Bollywood, Desi, and even Gujarati Garba on your list. Seriously, make up your mind, are you a Bollywood diva or an awkward uncle at a wedding? It’s like your taste in music is a cafeteria menu that hasn’t been updated since the early 2000s. And that top artists list? Ed Sheeran and One Direction together on the same playlist? It’s like trying to mix peanut butter and pickle—thanks but no thanks. No one surprised that you have more Amit Trivedi tracks than any sane human should. We get it; he's great, but did you really need to complete the entire collection of “Amit’s Greatest Hits”? You could probably get a lifetime achievement award just for being his number one fan. Throw in some Coldplay and Conan Gray for balance, and it’s a recipe for emotional whiplash that would make any therapist cringe. Lastly, let's talk about your most played songs. You’ve got “Photograph” by Ed Sheeran on repeat but can’t seem to find a single tune that screams fun. The heavy playlist mix of Sufi and Soft Pop is giving off serious “my iPod is stuck on the sad songs” vibes. If your music library was a movie, it would definitely be a documentary about how to become the world’s most emotional wallflower. Seriously, if your Spotify wrapped comes back with “sad boy hours” as the theme again, just know that this time, we’re upgrading from soft pop to some hardcore therapy sessions!

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