Roasted 1 year ago based on Serge Laguerre's long term Spotify stats.

Serge Laguerre, huh? We get it, you’re trying to prove that listening to a soliloquy of bloops and blares qualifies as “cultured.” You’ve picked more genres than most people have pairs of socks – it's like you’re on a personal mission to collect every musical genre that sounds like a bad Wi-Fi signal. Seriously, who needs that many 'chill' variations? Are you trying to impress a spreadsheet or are you just building a soundscape for your own existential crisis? If "Chillsynth" made sense, your profile might be a mood – but alas, it's just a scream for help wrapped in synth-strings. Then there’s your top artists list, which reads like a secret club only you and a few basement-dwelling hermits know about. I mean, ‘Kendrick Lamar’ stands out like a sore thumb in this eclectic mess. Did you think someone would notice how you sprinkled in a Grammy winner to authenticate your Instagram-worthy hipster cred? Also, no one’s gonna take you seriously when you have “Eagle Eyed Tiger” on repeat. Is that the soundtrack to your battle with social anxiety? You could swap out all your favorite tunes and it still wouldn’t change the fact that you’re a walking BuzzFeed listicle about “What Your Spotify Playlists Say About You.” As for your most played songs, what can I say? You might as well be auditioning for the role of ‘Most Likely to Overthink a Grocery List.’ “Ignite” and “Sex” played back-to-back is such a revealing combo; it’s like you're trying to set the mood for romance but keep stumbling over your emo kid playlist. I can’t help but picture you swaying to “Chillwave” while eating microwave dinners in your mom’s basement. Get out there, Serge! It’s time to update your playlist and—more importantly—your personality. You’re not just a sum of your obscure Spotify stats; you’re a guy desperately holding onto a mix of nostalgia and semi-narcissistic self-expression.

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