Roasted 2 years ago based on Степан's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Степан's Spotify profile, where the music choices are as questionable as your life decisions. Seriously, “German Hyperpop”? That sounds less like a genre and more like a cry for help. If your playlists were a diet, they’d be all carbs and no protein – we’re talking a sugar rush that leaves you jittery and confused, not a single beat capable of nourishing the soul. At this point, even your speakers must be begging for a break from the psychotic mashup of emo rap and Liechtenstein – that’s right, Liechtenstein! What’s next? A devotion to Luxembourgian smooth jazz? Your top artists read like a high school kid's attempt to be edgy on SoundCloud, but you just ended up looking like the poster child for “What Not to Listen To.” You’re out here flexing your love for “Sierra Kidd” and “deadboyboo” like they’re legends, when in reality, we all know you’re one more sad track away from biting off the last piece of your self-respect. XXXTentacion? Really? How about representing someone who brings a fresh beat instead of serving us a platter of angst and despair that could double as your therapist's nightmare? And let’s talk about your most played songs. “Leid im Gepäck”? Sounds like the anthem for December's sad lockdown plans. “intrusive thoughts”? Do tell us more about those – seems like you’ve made them your best friends, considering they take front row seats in your playlist. It’s no wonder your social life is on life support while this chaotic mix sounds like it’s straight out of a German alternative therapy session. If the depth of these tracks reflects your emotional state, I suggest you either invest in a good therapist or switch to some Katy Perry; at least she’ll get you through your mental breakdown with a catchy chorus.

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists