Roasted 11 months ago based on Doub7e Se7en (Asim)'s long term Spotify stats.

Asim Khan, huh? Your Spotify playlist reads like the result of a musical personality crisis—it's like someone threw a rave and a rock festival into a blender, then hit "liquify." With favorite genres that range from EDM to alternative metal, you must be really confused about whether you want to dance at a club or headbang in a mosh pit. I picture you shaking your hips in one moment and screaming your lungs out in the next, all while wearing a glow stick necklace and a metal band t-shirt. Just pick one aesthetic already; the ADHD spectrum is showing! Your top artists list looks like a crowded high school cafeteria where everyone wants to sit at the cool kids' table but nobody really knows why. Dua Lipa and Tiësto? That's like mixing a fancy bourbon with a cheap energy drink; the only thing you’re set to achieve is a confused headache. And how can you call this eclectic mess "top artists" when half of them sound like names from a trendy sandwich shop? If your musical taste were a Tinder bio, it would read: "Looking for something interesting but too wrapped up in my comfort zone." Now let's dive into your most played songs—sweet lord, "Written on Ya Kitten - Q-Funk Radio Edit"? Dude, that's either a track for ironic hipster house parties or a cry for help. And seriously, how did you manage to play "Mahal" by Glass Beams more times than you’ve probably made actual friends? In the age of streaming, you’ve managed to curate a listening experience that screams, “I still don’t know what I’m doing with my life!” Embrace the chaos, but for the love of all that is holy, at least try to pick a genre; otherwise, you might just end up in a Spotify therapy group.

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