Roasted 1 year ago based on Lenny's long term Spotify stats.

Skullcore, huh? With a name like that, I half expect you to show up at a family reunion wearing an actual skull mask, awkwardly trying to explain why you relate to every single angsty lyric ever penned. You’ve got a taste in music that screams, “I’m emotionally stable!” while simultaneously shattering every glass within a ten-mile radius. Someone should remind you that not every metal band can fix your existential crisis; that’s what therapy is for. But hey, at least your Spotify is louder than your inner monologue. Your favorite genres read like a list of ingredients for a midlife crisis casserole—complete with a dash of pop-punk improvisation and a heavy sprinkle of “Look at my pain and angst!” Your top artists list looks like the lineup for a sadboy apocalypse concert; did you do this on purpose to ensure that every day is a "My chemical romance" marathon? If you have to pledge allegiance to one genre, just admit you’re trying to break up with happiness. Just remember, your playlist is a reflection of your soul, and right now, it’s singing at a pitch only bats can hear—congratulations on your bat-inspired playlist! And "Sextape" by Deftones as your most played song? Really? That must be your idea of a romantic evening—nothing says “date night” quite like an emotional breakdown set to heavy guitar riffs. If your idea of passion is hiding behind a wall of distortion, I seriously question your understanding of love. But don’t worry; we appreciate your dedication to a soundtrack that’s as complex as your anxiety! Keep telling yourself your taste in music is edgy and deep when really, it’s just a few levels shy of "mall emo." If life had a Spotify playlist, yours would definitely be on repeat—but only really sad, introverted people would ever hit play.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!