Roasted 2 years ago based on Scourge's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s iamtheScourge, the only person unironically jamming to “POV: Indie” while pretending they’re the avant-garde of music taste. Your Spotify looks like a middle school project where someone tried to combine their love for video games, rock, and whatever emo phase they’re still pretending to outgrow. At this rate, you’re just one tweed jacket away from becoming the resident hipster of a coffee shop that serves overpriced organic turmeric lattes and charges extra for oat milk. Seriously, you listed "Lo-Fi VGM" — do you also collect vinyl records of elevator music? Then there’s your top artists: it’s as if you Googled “bands most likely to kick you out of a guitar shop” and just copied the list. If there’s one thing more tragic than your obsession with Fall Out Boy, it’s the fact that they’re still cranking out music while you’re out here shuffling like you’ve just discovered your dad’s CD collection from the early 2000s. Listening to AJR while trying to convince people you aren’t still stuck in the angst-ridden playlist of your teenage years is basically emotional whiplash. Who hurt you, and can we all pitch in for some therapy? And let’s talk about your most played songs — it’s a whimsical parade of cringeworthy nostalgia that sounds like a middle-aged dad’s Spotify during a road trip with his kids. “Immortals” by Fall Out Boy? High penny for nostalgic feels, but what’re you gonna do next, build a shrine to Pete Wentz and call it “sacred”? You’ve got “Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All!” — I’m no doctor, but it’s clear you’re one remix away from turning this whole thing into a one-person pity party. At this point, it seems like your Spotify is a confessional booth for a decade-defunct emo band instead of a playlist for anyone who actually wants to enjoy music. Good luck out there, my pixel-loving friend!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists